Roses are red. Violets are blue. To toast the new year, we crafted you some Bonfire office haiku. So enjoy these (slightly snarky) snapshots into our rabble-rousing crew.

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Drew

Website, oh website.
Such fun to be had... oh no,
My good code went bad.

 

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Trais

I love PowerPoint.
Such pretty graphs, charts, and pies.
Death by excitement.

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Luisa

“Oh look, he’s so cute.”
[Stuffed animal hits the floor.]
Trais, that is so rude!

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Brenda

Account manager,  
Office mom extraordinaire. 
Some can do it all.

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Travis

You know what I mean…
Bang, pow, zeeeee, whirr, chicka, zammmm!
Did you get all that?

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Ben

Social media,
Client service, and sales.
Viral Cheerio stacker.

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Jessie

Must have more coffee. 
You have any chocolate?
Is it lunchtime yet?
 

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Aaron

I’ll help you do that.
Yes, we help you increase sales.
Yes, even in shorts.

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Bailey

Newsletter wrangler,
Masterful crafter, she’s our
Language artisan.


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About the Author

These haiku are brought to you by the ever-witty (and apparently ever-hungry) Jessie Burnside. Jessie has more than 20 years of writing and project management experience – having worked with creative agencies, Fortune 1000 firms, magazines, and news publications. She is the busy mom of two fun, rowdy boys, a role which continually fuels her sense of humor and ongoing need for coffee and chocolate.